NARWHAL

by Dave and Eric

NARWHAL NEWS NETWORK - THIS JUST IN!

Everyone should get interested in the NARWHAL! A big tooth is taking over! Big party in the Arctic Ocean! That's where they live! But no Eskimos allowed! They might hunt one. Battle over the mates - longest tusk wins. Bring some toothpaste, the tusk is a tooth! Bring your nordic track, you might want to burn off some of their 2,500 pounds. It will also help burn the crab and squid. Talk to your friends with your echo location. Find your friend since you each make your own sound! The eight foot tooth might poke you from fighting, so bring band aids to cover your scars. It's gonna be a blast! 2500 to 3500 whales in all. If you play twister, bring a BIG mat, 'cause most whales are 15 feet big!

SO VOTE FOR THE NARWHAL BECAUSE HE MAKES A POINT!